As a child, he haunted me with his evilness. This demented dwarf was ugly. I hated how he lied and played his silly games, making people feel like their lives were worthless and that you could be under his control. He was pure evil. I hated him. I would make sure all pictures of him were banished from my sight. I had to summon people to hide his pictures, and put him far away, anywhere, just not near me. Still, somehow, even though I tucked him way far back in my memory and I grew up slowly forgetting about him, he came back once again and haunted me.
When I saw him again recently, I did not really recognize him. He looked different. His hairstyle had changed. His height, however, remained. But, as he had done during my childhood, he made me annoyingly uncomfortable. Finally when I realized that it really was him coming back to my present life to haunt me, I wanted to make him go away, again, forever.
Rumpelstilskin… you made me hide your storybook as a child. I had to get my sister to put the book far away from me so that you wouldn’t come to me making me play your silly games.
When I saw you again, in Shrek 4, I did not recognize you at first. But after a while, I knew that only you, yes you, could make me feel uncomfortable like that. You’re such an annoying little guy, and surprisingly for your height, you have a lot of evil in you.
You still look as ugly as I remember. Maybe even uglier. Lucky for you, the Shrek people made you look cute at times. Still, you’re ugly. Wherever you are now, stay there and never come back.





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